reblog and make a wish!
this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)
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This has the same energy as a writer desperately trying to make their insanely cool but devastatingly off the wall plot point work with the rest of the story
PEBKAC: Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair
(the user is the issue here)
Lithobraking Maneuver
(our rocket stopped because it crashed into rocks)
Operator headspace problem (the user is a dumbass--we used this one a lot when I was a generator mechanic)
Loose Nut Behind the Wheel -- dumbass driver
Unintended Fauna Interaction -- fucker bit me
@orpiknight i take your hronk hronk goose omens and raise you these lovely bok bok good ohens.
together with @innefableidiot's iconic duck omens, they rule the roost.
...they were roostmates. oh my god, they were roostmates.


















